Who are you?
I’m a lifelong fan of Vampire Weekend and one-person operation. I’m also a 20-something, middle class, working artist in New York City. I’ve been designing Vampire Weekend parody merch since 2020.

How can I get in contact with you?
I’m best reached via Instagram DM at @VampireWeekendShirts. I also sometimes check my email at VampireWeekendShirts@gmail.com. I’m open to collaborations!

I have an issue with my order, what do I do?
Reach out via Instagram DM @VampireWeekendShirts about any issue with your order. I will personally respond and make it right!

Why did only part of my order arrive?
I partner with a distributor to ship most of my shirts automatically, whereas I pack all stickers by hand. Sometimes they arrive staggered, but rest assured everything is on its way!

Are you “with the band”?
Nope! But they’ve worn and endorsed a few of my shirts, which is cool.